It was recently brought to my attention that there is a new fad among students who are 6' 8" and taller called "hall hogging." Hall hogging is where you put a foot on one wall and a hand on the other. We are not sure of the purpose of this other than to impress younger students. If you recognize this person, please report him to the authorities. (We have considered the wording on the back of the pull-over but have explained that notion away as we realized the student was in the "hall" and was hogging the "hall" and that is why the word "hall" is on the back. Furthermore, there is simply no way that Donta' would ever put his feet on the wall...he knows better than that.)
